THERE IS PROBLEM WITH EAR-BRAIN SYNAPSES.

1. Junsheng: Eh veh good, later we can watch Arrested Development.
Ear-Brain: Eh veh good, later we can Wrestlemania 2000.

2. hitomi: SAMURAI DRIVE: I DON'T KNOW WAY OF TRUTH GA NAN DA KA NAA
Ear-Brain: I DON'T KNOW WAY OF TRUTH I SCREAM MASCARA

okay i need to go soonzuh.

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Very Recounty.

A whole shitload of shit has happened and I've been feeling terrible about that, so right now I am trying to Disappear and ignore All The Things I'm Hearing because I have no right over anyone now. So them days have been filled with shopping, family, friends (okay, basically Junsheng <3) and keeping my house clean and I've not felt so free and... healthy in AGES.

I can't remember, I think it was a Friday when I went to SingK with JS, which was fun. Later on we bumped into Teck Heng and Sebas and basically saw Teck ignore our jumping up and down and shouting and going with his instincts to get Chere a yellow Kate Spade bag. I AM STILL HUNTING FOR A WALLET. Later on in the day I met Junyi for dinner and suffered a scar-causing burn from the Very Hot plate of a Three Amigos baked pasta dish. I maintain that NYDC still strives to serve the most expensive microwaved food in town, paired with disgusting service. It's as if they're putting in an effort to shit up your day! :)

Later on, we all gathered at Chere's place (which is Awesome, they have this machine which sucks water from the air and changes it into drinking water through condensation and reverse osmosis and telepathy) for the Spanish Party. She brought a copious amount of Sangria back from Spain, which was a very happy proposition. The food was nice and the dessert was Amah-zing. Later on we took many photos and watched Sun a.k.a. GEISHA from Asia performing China Wine while "appearing demure in a flowy white dress." Wasn't this video great?

In the deep of the night emo things happened, which in retrospect doesn't really seem true now, which I am not going to talk about. Woke up late for tuition, and cabbed to a roomful of screaming kids. Had another emo moment during lunch, which lasted throughout the day but ended quite nicely. It was at the moment when I was photocopying some pictures when I realised that basically all I needed to do was Not To Bother. And 'tis working out well, so far.

On Sunday, after tuition I basically spent an entire day alone. I bought Many Clothes. Also I spent a prodigious amount of money on chocolate, bacon, peas, almonds and cheese. Went home to an empty house and was Delighted to avoid maternal Christ-Is-Goodness, and spent an hour making something to eat while hearing about Saturday night from Junsheng. Evidently, clubbing is "Satan's Invention" and is very bad for the soul. Someone unlikely appeared in the story!

Monday, I met JS for fake-KBox again because I reached town too late. We had green tea parfaits at Sun with Moon, along with a fairly delicious Ten Dollar Dessert Bento and talked about Missed Opportunities and a range of other unpalatable topics which should have grossed out everyone in a 5m radius. After that we tried to shop with much futility and went to SMU to meet Jo for dinner. Dinner was Great. We tried to go to DFS Galleria later to find The Wallet, but the place was closed.

So after this, I am going to Exercise. Then I am going out to buy an Alarm Clock. This beats talking about nonsense things Any Day.

The Itchy Heartness is subsiding, and I am still perparing for the E. Gesture. :)

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 It's Tuesday, the fifth of May and I am going to reorganize my life. I hope. Well I just came back from an effort to fix my skin (which resembles an oily, deep fried donut with extra fats). Following Tan Long's footsteps I went to the Specialist Skin Clinic to get a prescription of Isoretonoin and they managed to offer me something that was exactly the same as Roaccutane, but cheaper and Korean. For some reason, this reminds me of The Lake House with Sandra Bullock and the Matrix dude, and Il Mare, the original Korean version of it with the My Sassy Girl girl in it. Okay MOVING ON,

Henceforth I will be starting on another course of dry skin, peeling and abstinence from sunlight so if you ask me out to Sentosa for a sunny summer's day I will turn emo and start applying moisturizers in a suitably emo manner.

I LOVE ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, THE MOST WATCHED ENTERTAINMENT MAGAZINE IN THE WORLD

So now I'm going to sign up for

BROADBAND

after strengthening my soul with Years Of Dial Up. It is a very big step in terms of my technological advancement. No more beeping noises when I connect to the Internet. AND, I CAN FINALLY CALL PEOPLE WHILE USING THE COMP. I am also getting a set of weights and a pull up bar to put at home. You know I used to like going to the gym but after a while it just gets very... tiring (which is the whole point of the endeavor is it not) and paying $2.50 just to enter a smelly cavern filled with smelly people isn't that appealing anymore. So weights, Jai Ho!

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I confess: I actually like doing work.

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Break out the bubbly, there's a TOPMAN in Tampines :D

Oh my spending habits. But there's a TOPMAN in Tampines! :D

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After a long discussion, Seth and I have concluded that Ownself = 自己. 很好. Congrats I love Chinese font.

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When I try to describe yesterday's play, I find that I keep reaching for the word 'fabulous'. It truly was. The pacing, acting, set, SCRIPT, etc. were all fully satisfactory and professional. Actually, it might've been the contrast with The Screwtape Letters, but in all unadulterated perspective it was excellent. I heartily recommend it. I would write abit more but I have resigned myself to not have the flair or makings of any sort of critic except the sarcastic kind.

Before the play, I had lunch-dinner conglomerate with Seth at the Ichiban Sushi outlet at IMM. We inhaled a lot of rice and condiments, and I headed down to Swisshotel to meet Junsheng and Jo at the New Asia Bar which sits prettily at the seventieth-frickin-floor of the building. THE VIEWS, WERE ZAWSOME. I truly believe that you can see all the way to Hougang from up there. Fantastic.

After the play, we went to have drinks and convoluted conversation. Right now, I am having one of those biblical struggles. You know the struggles that the people in the bible had to go through to attain The Ultimate Prize, The Promised Land? Currently, I am supposed to be running and doing other healthful activities to attain Low Blood Pressure and Abdominals, but as I was walking past the kitchen into the yard to grab my socks, I strolled past an entire basket of Twiggies. Yes, the Twinkie rip-off produced by Gardenia (which, in my opinion, is just slightly less delicious than LCR) with the caption 'Choc-A-Lot' printed in red on the packaging. There really is an entire, gorgeous, overflowing basket of it, and I have a microwave, butter, dark chocolate and ice cream. Oh Lord of Fitness Deliver Me. Why does my own mother and Tampines Zone '7' GRC love doing this to me so much? I open the fridge and there are cold spring rolls and prawn fritters left over from yesterday's Let's Make Tampines Our Best Home exhibition; when I use the computer there is a stack of chicken-wing-stuffed styrofoam boxes from the Community: You and Me event right beside me, on the table, oozing the oily, delicious scent that only a styrofoam box of fried chicken can produce.

I WILL NOT SUCCUMB. Will not, will not, will not.

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Will someone please tell me what I'm doing here?

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Clearly I am not cut out to be one of those Puritan-Healthfreak Conglomerates who enjoy the sanctimonious feeling of watching people eat lard as you powerwalk past them. Right after my run (also, I just realised that running in the late of night is 234234 more enjoyable than running during schoolbus hours) and feeble attempts at acting as if I were doing pullups, I went home, made a crepe, caramelized some pineapples, poured some chocolate my sister melted (her boyfriend's over [he is also sleeping on the couch as I type]) over and added a scoop of ice cream and inhaled it in 6 seconds. It is like negative calorie burning.

BUT WHAT A DELICIOUS WAY TO UNBURN CALORIES.

Okay I will run tomorrow, I will run tomorrow, I will run tomorrow.
Or swim. Or some other healthful activity.

FRIDAY NO CLASSES. EXCITE :DD

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I really am the epitome of lame. BUT I HOPE THIS CHEERED YOU UP :)

Unibody - Marriane Carrey

I know you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination there aren't any screws
The price is going to be more than
Two thousand and two
But the price will be lesser
If you're going to school

If there's a camera up in here
It's called iSight
And you can talk on iChat, iChat
And with a Nvidia graphics card you can watch more videos
Than on Youtube, Youtube,
Oh if the Macbook Pro has an educational discount
I will hunt it down
But if I can only get a Macbook 2.0GHz
I think I will like it
I think I buy like it

Unibody
Put it on the floor
Wrestle it around
Play with it some more
Unibody
Illuminated keyboard
Carved from a single block
Solid as a rock
Unibody
Get the Macbook Pro
Intel Core 2 Duo
Is never ever slow
Unibody
Get the 13 inch
It doesn't have a hinge
C'mon give me what I deserve
Unibody

The multitouch trackpad is a great new idea
You can pinch and scroll with just a few fingers
The indicator only glows when it is asleep
The thumbscoop is not too shallow and it's not too deep

OKAY I AM TOO TIRED TO CONTINUE GOONAI

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After endless hours of writing and debate, I present to you

Roaming
by A. Chang and R. Seet

Roaming

the flowers make the snake
In Eden, and all of the fruit is yours to take
As you will. Do not persuade
But let small trinkets fade in time.
In time.
Magazine

Glimmers of heartful
Sighs flow by for the years pass and nothing
has
Changed. goodbye!
or hello.
Coffee cake.

Nostradamus could not have foresaw
The crying fish.
Soli
Tude.

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I am so full I am going to EXPLODE

I have a theory that only applies to short and fat people, E.g. Me. Whenever I eat to explosion point, I have two options a) hunch to hide stomach but become even shorter or b) stand normally and look like I ate a baby. Oh to have a pair of stilts.

So the BBBoys+Teck (haha, must still draw the line) or Jedit+Teck+Chow-(Junyuan+Ivan) showed up as promised at my house yesterday for tea. I made same old bacon pasta thing which turned out very disgusting because I bought the wrong kind of bacon. Never buy back bacon, unless you want to purchase a pack of lies. In the end I added an egg+cream sauce (mantecatura, for the food EUFs) and made it some sort of wine-less carbonara which turned out great in the end. JUNYI SETH WEE PREPARE YOUR MOUTH. I also made the same old crostini thing and I wanted to make pork chops too but was too tired by the time I got home. Dessert was good old warm chocolate cake with sauce and ice cream which always elicits a "ZOMG".

After our tea-dinner conglomerate we went to Siglap to LAN. Left 4 Dead = AWESOME. I am now slightly wary of staircase landings and people running towards me from a distance.

Okay I should stop procrastinating. I hate applying for things.

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I just watched Confessions Of A Shopaholic and it was AWESOME. Secretly, I am a girl, actually. I was hoping that it'd inspire me to snip my ATM and FashionFastForward cards but actually right now I feel like going out to buy something. WHEN IS GSS? The reccession is a lie.

In other news, I have been eating non-stop. OH GOD please stop giving me my daily bread.

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We learn, we question, we fight, we succumb, we cry, we find closure, we move on, we remember. No one is truly alone in this world, and we can all find solace and comfort in each other. All things will turn out fine in the end, according to the Plan.

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It's really easy to conclude that good things don't happen to good people and feel disillusioned and hopeless. Yet I think our job here on Earth is just to live as best as we can for as long as we can, I guess, and what dealing with death and loss does is to remind us of that and whatever it is we're not doing/feeling/saying to show ourselves that we've really Lived. This is one of the times I feel that religion really works - it comforts and bolsters and reassures, provides optimism that whatever pain and loss and suffering we go through now are but obstacles to be overcome to gain the ultimate prize. Whatever that prize is, I hope we all find it someday. Meanwhile, we're supposed to do our jobs well and really Live.

It's been a long day, and I know that everything will turn out fine, my friend.

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My attempts at Waking Up Early to be Healthful have been Epic Failures. I am bound to a life of sloth and gluttony. Anyways, woke up in time for class (which was strangely, uncharacteristically peaceful, even when some technicians barged right in to "fix the aircon") and headed down to Siglap to meet Seth- we were supposed to go cycling at the nearby ECP.

The wind was nonexistent the sun was hardcore, and we turned and walked towards the side where there are No Bicycle Rental places because we falsely believed that the whole place was riddled with bike shops. So it was mostly me walking and Seth teetering on his sexy Strida. Halfway through we turned back and realised that the bike shops were all on the Other side, and I ended up getting a bike finally. Somehow, while hunting for an ATM Seth managed to bump into Justin and Jaspas who showed us magic tricks at Subway. We went to find Kevin later at his home to "surprise" him. I am falling asleep on my keyboard e23r324t3qa4t.

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And I don't know why. Nothing, really. It's a feeling that nothing really belongs to me anymore. Teck I think I finally am able to empathise with you and understand how you felt. The nouns with the apostrophe 'S'. WE ARE SO OVER IT.

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You know, I'm so above feeling fat. I feel Thick. Good Game Times Ten.

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